🎂 The Most Embarrassingly Fun Gift Ever

We Ruin Their
Favourite Songs.
In The Best Way Possible.

"Happy Birthday to you" is boring. We're not boring.

We take songs they already love — think Taylor Swift, Whitney Houston, whatever they're obsessed with — and rewrite every single lyric to be 100% about them. Then we call them and perform it live. Their reaction? Chef's kiss. 😂

🎵 Order a SingGram See How It Works

💬 Real order energy looks like this...

Customer

"Hi!! Okay so my coworker is retiring today after 30 YEARS and we want to absolutely roast him before he leaves 😂 Can you do something today??"

Customer (5 mins later)

"His name is Dave. He's obsessed with the 80s, loves Bon Jovi, eats the same sad desk lunch every single day (always a turkey sandwich 😭), calls everything 'the internet machine', and cries at every dog video. His wife is Linda and his dog is named Biscuit. He is going to LOSE IT. Tell him it's from the whole office! 🎶"

👆 This is ALL we need. The rest is our job. 😄

The Process

How It Works 🎶

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From order to chaos in 4 simple steps.

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Email Us

Tell us who the lucky victim is, the occasion, and all the juicy details about them.

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We Write the Song

We pick a song they love and rewrite every lyric to be hilariously, specifically about them.

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You Pay & Confirm

We send a secure payment link. Once paid we schedule the call and prepare for chaos.

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We Call. They Combust. 😂

We call them live and perform their personalised song. Their reaction will be priceless.

What We Need From You

The More Juicy Details,
The Better the Song

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When you email us, include as many of these as you can. The more we know about them, the more personalised and hilarious we can make it!

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Their Favourite Artists or Songs

Taylor Swift? Whitney Houston? Drake? We'll work with whatever they're obsessed with.

😂

Their Personality

Are they sassy? Dramatic? A total foodie? Tell us everything — it makes the song so much better.

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Personal Details

Partner's name, pets, hobbies, inside jokes, embarrassing stories — nothing is too much!

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The Occasion & Their Name

Birthday, anniversary, retirement — and of course their name so we can make it personal!

✨ Example Order Email

"Hey! I need a SingGram for my husband Marcus' 40th birthday — he is OBSESSED with Drake and honestly thinks he's him 😂 He's a massive foodie, always booking random trips to Mexico, cries when his fantasy football team loses, and his best friend is our dog Nugget. He calls himself a chef but burns everything. I want him to be equal parts embarrassed and emotional. Call him around 6pm — tell him it's from his wife Priya who loves him despite his cooking 💜"

That's it. That's the whole email. We handle the rest. 🎵

Choose Your Chaos Level

Simple Pricing

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Every SingGram is 100% personalised. No generic songs. No boring birthday wishes. Just pure, joyful chaos delivered to their phone. 😂

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Basic Serenade

Cute, sweet & personalised

^$25

per telegram

1–2 min personalised parody song
Written based on their story
Live phone call delivery
Perfect for birthdays & shoutouts

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Got Questions? 🤔

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How do I place an order?+

Simply email us with their name, the occasion, their favourite artists, and as many fun details about them as you can! The more we know, the better the song. We'll reply with a payment link to confirm.

Can you actually sing? 😂+

Enough to make it fun! This isn't a professional opera performance — it's a hilarious, heartfelt, totally personalised moment that will make them laugh, cry, or both. The joy is in the personalisation, not the perfection! 🎵

How do you pick the song?+

You tell us their favourite artists and we pick the best song to parody based on what we know about them. If you have a specific song in mind, just let us know and we'll make it work!

How far in advance do I need to order?+

We recommend at least 24 hours so we have time to write the perfect song. For same-day or last-minute orders just email us and we'll do our best — we love a good chaos situation! 😄

What if they don't answer?+

We'll try up to 3 times. If there's still no answer we'll leave a personalised voicemail performance so they still get their special (embarrassing) moment!

How do I pay?+

After you email us your order details, we'll send a secure payment link. We accept all major credit cards and e-transfer. Payment is required before the call is scheduled.

Ready to Make Their Day?

Give Them a Gift They'll
Be Talking About Forever. 😂

Skip the gift card. Skip the boring card. Give them a personalised parody song performed live on their phone. Trust us — they'll never let you forget it.

🎵 Order a SingGram Now

Email us the details · We write the song · They get the call 💜

We Ruin TheirFavourite Songs.In The Best Way Possible.